Wednesday, January 25, 2012

If Underwear Could Talk

If men's underwear could talk, this is what they would say. I'm boring, I am itchy, I'm baggy, I come in only a few colors and styles, I am not flattering, then they would just sit there with there arms crossed with a grumpy look on there face. Now if womens panties could talk, first of all they would never stop talking, but hey thats a good thing. They would say I'm sexy, I'm flattering, I'm soft, slippery, smooth, stretchy, I fit snug to each and every curve, I come in so many colors its almost endless, the styles are so sexy, the fabrics are a joy to wear. Then the panties would continue talking about what a joy they are to wear, walking back and fourth going on and on about how wonderful panties are to wear. Its no wonder men wear panties.

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